Why I'm Considered Weird
carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

i would not notice that last one

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a boyfriend complain about how I hadn’t done the cooking or cleaning properly in ages, even though I was working more hours a week than him. I told him that if he expected me to cook and thoroughly clean everyday, then I’d quit my job tomorrow and he could provide the money by getting another job. When he protested about this not being fair, I dumped his ass and threw him out of the flat that I was paying for.

(submitted by anonymous)

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me to stop ‘being such a dyke’ when I said my reason to wear pretty underwear shouldn’t only be ‘to please a partner’ after seeing an underwear ad that told me to ‘feel like a gift’. Because, you know, lesbians don’t wear pretty underwear for any reason what so ever, and heterosexual woman only do it to please a man.

(submitted by anonymous)

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT