I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.
Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.
I’m pretty sure Moses’s story was real