Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
i want to see a magical girl anime where she has to stop mid transformation because the villain wont stop doing bad things so she has to grab one of those designs from the background and fight them off using it all the while shes only wearing one shoe and like half a tiara and screaming YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WAIT!!!!!